The Sopranos (1999–2007): Season 5, Episode 8 – Marco Polo – full transcript
An uncomfortable party leads Tony and Carmela to a partial reconciliation, while cousin Tony gets an offer he decides not to refuse.
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The house sang out to us
of Miami and Taormina
where we had our honeymoon –
Nicole said, “ Let ‘s buy it. ”
Can barely approximately smell the salt.
You mean the paint or the view ?
Both.
That ‘s called the trumpay louisiana oil.
Fool the eye. It was done by an artist right
here in West Hempstead.
I ‘ll be damned.
Follow me, Jerry.
This little bitch is for you.
It ‘s a Whirlpool Duet, top of the line.
Same as mine.
Nicole is head over heels with it.
This is above and beyond, Carmine.
Thank my father besides,
may he rest in peace.
This is for Freeport. It ‘s a nominal.
You know it ‘s my sympathize, Carmine,
that Johnny is still sore about that.
That ‘s why I appreciate your accompaniment.
I ‘m moved up here now.
You and me are gon na do
great things together.
Amen.
Daddy, Daddy ! The gravy boat is sinking !
red ! My God !
I just sailed her up
from Miami three weeks ago. She was fine.
You should call the coastguard, Carmine.
Oh, denounce !
It ‘s all right, take it easy.
After all these years of marriage,
you know what you find yourself thinking
in your private moments ?
Please, God, let me die first base.
I do n’t wan na miss him.
He ‘s gon na be all right.
You ‘re lucky.
In some way, you ‘ve been spared that.
Well, you and Tony calling it quits now.
Maybe we should cancel the party.
possibly he ‘ll be all right by his birthday.
You know he ‘s turning 75, Ma,
that ‘s a milestone.
He ‘s got some bruise. He ‘s very lucky.
Those hedges broke his fall. But a few
days of rest and he should be fine.
The neurologist is giving him a final examination look,
then you can take him home.
– thank you then much, Doctor.
– Thank God.
His roofing days are over,
I ‘ll tell you that correct now.
I guess.
So, what do you think about the party ?
Jeez, Ma, I …
I think we should go for it.
Well, what do you think about inviting Tony ?
Well, that ‘s the thing.
I do n’t know if I should or not.
Everybody would understand if you did n’t.
– You ‘re separated.
– I know.
Just the theme of having a kin party
in the backyard without Tony
manning the grill, playing host …
It would n’t be the lapp.
– It ‘s gon sodium be OK, baby.
– Why do n’t they take caution of this man ?
I think it ‘s a very knowing decision.
What decision ? I have n’t made one.
I thought I heard you say that you had.
That he was n’t coming.
Maserati.
– Kind of disembowel attention, no ?
– true.
Friends of ours, most of ’em credibly
would n’t own it.
It was always a dream of mine
to own a fine italian sports car.
Salute.
And in the Guinea grey it looks fantastic.
Tops out 176 miles per hour.
Standing draw in 13 and change.
– How many horses ?
– 390.
– What ‘d that set you rear ? About …
– 99 and exchange.
You ‘re spending like you ‘re on the throne.
– I had a good year.
– Oh, God consecrate.
While we ‘re doing car spill here, Phil …
Madonna, he wo n’t let that thing go.
He owed me money
and he was ducking me.
I ‘m not saying you ‘re wrong.
Phil treats nickels like manhole covers.
Believe me, I know.
The loyal captains need to know
I stand behind them.
Fucking Little Carmine.
This arse ‘s giving away
washing machines. You believe that ?
He do n’t have
collision indemnity, fucking Phil ?
His son-in-law ‘s a agent.
They let it lapse looking for a better pace.
Fucking idiot.
Tony, I ruled in your favor.
The racetrack, the money Philly owed you.
If I ‘m paying for it,
we do it at Pussy ‘s or not at all.
His wife ‘s running the body shop class now.
I can at least control expenses.
Thanks.
Come on. Get in. I ‘ll take you for a depend on.
Fucking thing ‘s so powerful,
I had to take a moral from the dealer.
It ‘s reasonably low.
– How ‘s Ginny like the car ?
– She loves it.
She has n’t driven with me. With her knee,
she has a little fuss getting into the seat.
Tony, hello.
Hey, Ange.
– How are ya ?
– good.
A acquaintance of mine banged up
his car pretty good
so I was thinking, possibly help us both out
and throw a little business your way.
You did n’t need to come. Phone me.
The thing is, I got tantalum wage for the repairs.
Long history, I distracted him
while he was driving.
Anyway, the sharpen being that anything
you can do to keep costs in tune
would be a big assistant to me.
You look like you ‘re doing pretty dependable since
we had that earphone birdcall
where you asked me
could you take over Puss ‘s body workshop.
Thank you for that, Tony.
You did n’t have to say yes with all the early
kind of business you do through here.
His name is Phil,
and Carmela sends her sexual love.
Please say hello !
Finally.
I left a message I was gon na come by.
Well, I got in late.
The daughter called in sick.
You should get a new one.
Have a seat.
May I get you anything ?
How ‘s your church father ?
much better.
Oh, thanks.
He ‘ll be fine for the party, thank God.
Well, that ‘s good.
– What party ?
– His seventy-fifth birthday ?
The surprise party
we talked about final summer ?
– Oh, yeah. That ‘s coming up ?
– next Saturday.
But actually that ‘s why I wanted to come by.
I think possibly it would be best …
be easier anyhow, for both of us, if …
if I went at it alone,
and not have you there.
My forefather would love to have you there.
He ‘s crazy about your sausages
and all the perch of it, but …
I thought, “ Why put us and people
in an uncomfortable situation ? ”
I decided right away
when we broke up I was n’t coming.
Really ?
I ‘m so gladiolus you understand.
It was hard for me
to come to this decision, let alone tell you.
Well, I ‘d like to contribute anyhow.
No, Mom and I are taking caution of it.
For Hugh ‘s 75th ? I insist.
I would rather see you
go back to your therapist.
I ‘d like to see you go to a therapist !
And I ‘m not the alone one.
Oh, actually ?
You can tell them all I ca n’t afford it.
It ‘s not very your business
any more whether I go or what !
I brought you some danish and coffee.
Fucking medication.
I ca n’t think. I ca n’t stay alert.
It do n’t have that side effect.
But it ‘ll help your lookout if you ‘d take it
systematically like you ‘re supposed to.
What ‘s on ?
It said in the guide it ‘s an italian movie,
but even with the captions
I ca n’t tell what ‘s what.
They had Jesus hanging off a helicopter,
but you could tell it was a blank.
You know who I saw at the bakery ?
How the sleep together could I know ?
Rosalie Aprile. There ‘s a surprise party
for Carmela ‘s beget following workweek.
He ‘s gon sodium be 75. You get an invite ?
No, but we go way back
to when Moses wore short-change pants.
I ‘d better call Hugh.
Tell him not to expect me.
It ‘s a surprise party, Jun ‘.
What are we, children ?
At our age it ‘s adequate storm
we ‘re still alive every dawn.
– What cities and states, please ?
– In West Orange.
DeAngelis, Hugo.
The call can mechanically be completed
by pressing one
for an extra agitate of 35 cents.
What the sleep together ? It ‘s over anyhow.
Hello ?
– Who is this ?
– Corrado Soprano.
Corrado. How are ya ?
How am I ? I ‘m a prisoner in my own
home is how I am.
– What do we live for ?
– yea.
Anyhow, I wanted to wish you
a buona fortuna,
and besides send you my regrets.
– I ‘d love to be at your jubilee …
– Junior.
– jubilee ?
– But the government
says I ca n’t leave the house,
and my family keeps me sedated.
Bobby told me it was a surprise party
but I told him … I go,
“ At our age it ‘s enough surprise
every day when we get up in the dawn. ”
I suppose so.
So happy birthday,
my acquaintance, and many more.
To think, when I got out of the joint
they thought an air bag was Paulie Walnuts.
– How ‘d we do this week ?
– good.
The Acura trader,
what ‘s his mention, he took 20 units.
Carlo gave me the OK to make some
personnel changes at the warehouse.
Your call.
I do n’t know. The air bulge thing, it earns good.
It ‘s not hard work, Christ knows, but …
But what ?
I could be a lot more service in other areas.
And getting straightened out would n’t hurt.
Just eat what ‘s on your plate right now.
– jesus, what ‘s it been, a month ?
– I ‘m a team player, cousin. Charlie Hustle.
If that ‘s what you want, I ‘ll do it.
Look.
– If you need some money …
– Get the fuck out of here.
All right. Let ‘s go get a beverage.
What should I get Hugh for his birthday ?
I was thinking cigars but I figured
you were credibly gon na bring some.
Actually I decided not to go.
In light of the situation, I went, I saw Carm,
I told her I thought it ‘d be best if I sit it out.
Hi, Phil, Joe.
Where ‘s your brother-in-law, doll ?
I would n’t know.
Hey, Philip, how the hell are you ?
– How ‘s the neck ?
– Where ‘s the car ?
We all passed a lotta water
since the old days, huh ?
I was away when all that shit
went devour with your buddy.
What the sleep together happened ?
We do n’t like to talk about it.
Your cable car ‘s in here, Phil.
It ‘s all put.
What the fuck is this ?
It was a front-end collision, Phil.
– This new rouge is n’t equally bright.
– It ‘s factory rouge, like as master.
It is different. It ‘s dull.
Something ‘s off with the seat.
What is it, Phil ?
Feels off kilter. Try it, Joey.
You ‘re right. It ‘s off its axis.
It reclines strange besides. Try it.
cipher said anything about the seats.
This is impossible.
Come on, Joey.
Give me a predict when you get the job done.
A couple of days, Phil.
We did what was asked of us.
Call me when it ‘s done right.
So, Dad, how does dinner
at Vesuvio ‘s strait for your birthday ?
Just us. We ‘ll come hera first
for the presents
and then we ‘ll go over there.
Sure, sure. That sounds fine.
– Did person tell you something ?
– I know all about it.
– You can save the cloak and dagger.
– AJ !
What ?
– junior Soprano told me all about it.
– That miserable fucking serviceman.
You do n’t know the half.
Relax. I ‘m fine with knowing.
At my age, it ‘s storm adequate
to be able to get out of bed every dawn.
So who ‘s coming to this shindig ?
God damn him !
All of us, your brother Lester, Dr Fegoli.
Russ Fegoli ? He ‘s in town ?
He retired from the Foreign Service.
But they were living
out in Marin County or wherever.
Well, they settled on Jersey.
Octavia, the oldest, lives hera.
Wait, who ‘s Dr Faggo ?
Fegoli. Feg.
She of the five-page Christmas menu.
And on Flag Day,
Papa Russ shook hands
with Andrew Cuomo.
What an honor. B-F-D.
The Fegoli kids finished college.
That ‘s what sticks in your craw.
When he got that decoration, you two were n’t
even invited to the ceremony.
It was out in California !
They knew that your father
does n’t like to be out of his element.
now, here ‘s person
we can all be proud of, Anthony.
Dr Fegoli served in the State Department.
In Rome, he was career adjunct
to the ambassador to the Vatican.
He got a decoration from the Pope himself.
– Wow.
– But when we were kids in the united states navy,
he had such a bad case of the crab
we used to call him
the Governor of Maryland.
Stop dissemble like a child.
Lighten up. He ‘s old enough.
She ‘s right, knock it off.
– Who else is coming ?
– Freddy Di Novi …
Tony ‘ll love him.
Who else ?
Dad, Tony is n’t coming to the party.
Why ?
Well, I felt that since we ‘re separated,
we should get used
to the mind of living disjoined lives.
That ‘s a carbon black of asshole.
Do n’t talk to her like that.
I ‘ve known the man for 20-something years !
It ‘s his house !
Tony is in agreement with me.
Because you put the screws to him.
– I ‘ll cancel the party.
– Go ahead.
I ‘m not coming
if the man of the house is n’t there.
Tony, it ‘s Angie. We did all the repairs
you said on Phil ‘s car.
He came today and immediately he found
a incision in the rear.
– His seat. There ‘s a problem with that.
– His induct ?
I did n’t wan sodium get into these extras
without checking with you.
You wan na run a body patronize,
run a body shop.
You claimed your part of the garage.
So you wan sodium be in business,
do what you think the position calls for.
I wan sodium put my kids through college.
That ‘s a good thing, Ange.
Some women left alone like that
would ‘ve given up.
Tony, before I outlay for these costs,
I need to know …
Ange, I ‘m not there, what do I know ?
It ‘s your call.
note. What ‘s up ?
Pussy ‘s Body Shop is one
of your stops, right ?
They ‘re fixing the fucking Shah of Iran ‘s car.
Be there when he picks it up.
Make sure he ‘s felicitous, but do n’t let the shit
corkscrew out of operate.
– right. I ‘ll take care of it.
– Thanks.
I ‘m on my way to Welsh Farms,
get a triple blueberry ice-cream sundae.
Good for you. Enjoy.
Hot summer night …
Go for it. You deserve it.
All right, yeah. I ‘ll talk to you subsequently.
– musical composition.
– fine option.
Angelo hera spoke very highly of you,
how you handled yourself in Pennsylvania.
That ‘s why I wanted to meet you.
We were like Frick and Frack in the can.
Angelo ‘s my buddy.
He knew the Jackie Gleason stuff by heart.
He acted all the parts.
Do a little bite for Rusty, the mambo thing.
Mambo ? Oh, Carlos
was teaching you the mambo !
That ‘s a different story !
Get out ! Get out !
So how ‘s your re-entry been ?
You doing oklahoma ?
Yeah. Tony ‘s been dependable with me.
– I always liked your cousin.
– He ‘s a real gentleman.
Angelo ‘s looking out for you besides.
I told Rusty that you might need a little earn.
Yeah, I could use a little cash injection,
possibly a push up the pyramid.
You know, time served ?
We need something done.
A nice little payday for you,
and an opportunity for you to hone
that rep you left behind.
And this involves ?
person needs to go.
Anyone I know ?
New York ridicule, not Jersey.
– Who is he with ?
– acquaintance of a acquaintance.
not a friend of ours.
A acquaintance of Johnny ‘s.
– You guys got to settle that jack.
– It ‘s not the boat.
It ‘s not the boat.
It ‘s Lorraine Calluzzo.
Rainey Calluzzo.
Little Carmine went to school with her.
They go back that army for the liberation of rwanda.
Kill a womanhood ? Come on.
I ca n’t sign on good now.
I wan sodium give my cousin
the profit of the doubt.
He do n’t want us byzantine
in this problem over here anyhow.
Why do n’t you think about it for a bit ?
I do n’t know. I do n’t think thus,
but thanks, guys.
We had a big talk over hera the early day
and the consensus seems to want
your bearing at my church father ‘s party.
Well, that ‘s nice
but it ‘s rather short circuit detect.
Look, it ‘s for my founder, not me.
I made plans to go fish with Sil.
Well, he very wants you there. If you
could make it, he would be very glad.
He ‘s very adoring of you.
The New York salsicc ‘,
hickory wood, whatever.
You ‘re not using Artie ?
I got him doing appetisers
but he ‘s in truth there as a guest.
I am cooking.
Tomorrow ‘s gon sodium be a bedlam,
fair a living hell.
I do n’t know, I ‘ll …
I ‘ll see what I can do.
Thank you, Tony, I appreciate it.
Jerry said to refrigerate.
I think there is room in the garage.
I know you ‘re shorthanded.
I thought you might need some help.
It ‘s my weekend with the boys.
They ‘ll stay out of the way.
Aunt Carmela is courteous enough
to let you guys enjoy her pool,
and you wan sodium destroy her place.
It ‘s a beach professorship ! It can get wet.
Do n’t get smart ! You wan na go home plate ?
What can I do ?
The dips. I forgot the dips.
I got tantalum duck out late.
I could get some at Grand Union.
Grand Union closed ten years ago.
You know what ? Frig the dip.
They ‘ll have to survive with salsa.
Can I make you a cocktail ?
I make a entail Rusty Nail.
now ? No.
Thanks again for letting
the kids take a swim.
Any time, you know that.
Cheers.
They love being here.
This is sincerely a beautiful base.
What, are you here, five years now ?
I asked you to get up at 11:00.
We got a lot to do today.
You were supposed to send
this for summer school.
Put it down !
– Greetings, birthday people.
– You are here, which is capital.
You can help with the frame-up.
Hi, Mrs Soprano.
This is our uncle Tony.
This is Meadow ‘s supporter Finn.
What are you doing ?
I ‘m making Grandpa ‘s favorite refrigerator coat.
– We have cake.
– Why do n’t you take a swimming ? You ‘re hot.
Do you have a towel ?
I ‘ll bring you a coffee besides.
– I ‘ll be outdoor.
– Cake pan ?
Meadow, I have a lot to do today.
Hello ? I ‘m making dessert … to help.
– He seems like a nice guy.
– Yep.
– Any luck with Kelly ?
– No.
I ‘ve been scouring
the internet for any tracing.
here is your coat pan.
And you ‘re gon na clean up
your baking mess !
I can imagine how much
you must miss her, your alone daughter.
What was she, like 11,
when she lived with you guys ?
We had her 12th birthday party
right before she moved forbidden.
– How ‘d she do in school then ?
– straight As.
My God. What is the topic with them ?
Do n’t lift that by yourself, Hugh,
expect for some serve.
What are you doing here ?
You constantly do this !
– The party is not for hours !
– He needs help.
What am I doing ?
Returning your port-a-vac.
– You said you needed it.
– glad birthday.
– subsequently for that. Get your uncle out here.
– He left. He said he told you.
He asked us to watch the twins.
here, help me with this.
My good. What a annoy.
Excuse us for life.
How you doing ? I ‘m Tony.
Yeah, the other Tony ‘s cousin, proper ?
It reclines absolutely, try it.
Fuck that. I do n’t feel
like I ‘m sitting at 12 o’clock.
You ‘re sitting at 12 o’clock.
– May I ?
– I do n’t give a fuck.
You can sit in there
till fucking San Gennaro.
It ‘ll still need to be dealt with.
This car went through a major collision.
It seems o.
How could it be o if it ‘s askew ?
What ‘s the count ?
You got an eye problem ?
You look like Stevie Wonder !
What ‘d I say ? I did n’t say nothing.
Replacing the seat will cost a fortune.
Give me a fracture, Phil. The induct is all right.
You have a problem with the texture
on the leather. You think I ‘m stupid ?
Do n’t take it out on me !
Come on, Joey.
How about this ?
Replace the tracks under the seat,
possibly throw in a candle musician.
We already replaced the tracks.
– He ‘s got a certificate of deposit actor.
– Jesus God, Duke,
they ‘re hosing us for a $ 2,000 factory seat !
Come on, Joey.
– Tony, courteous to meet you.
– Come on ! You coming ?
Joe, try to keep him cooled down.
here you go, Freddy.
Get it, Jason ! Come on !
My God.
– massachusetts, what ?
– Dr Fegoli … Russ.
– What ?
– He ‘s allergic to tomatoes.
All right, so we will deal with it.
Jesus.
Do n’t you have any hors d’oeuvres
without tomatoes ?
The prosciutto-wrapped ch ? vre.
Rosalie fair took ’em out.
An italian allergic to pomodori ?
Dio mio. You have my sympathies.
It was n’t constantly like this.
It started when they gave me radiation
for my prostate gland. Do n’t ask me why.
Did you know Monsignor Kelly ? He was
in charge of the tours at all the catacomb.
– I made you a plate, Russ.
– thank you, Mary.
You know, Carmela ‘s mother-in-law Livia
detested northerly cooking.
– in truth, why ?
– She skeeved the butter.
The father was like that, excessively.
The unharmed Soprano bunch.
So many Neapolitans
and Sicilians feel that way.
You truly have to go to Italy to know
and so many of them do n’t.
I ate like a chomp up and down the kick
the hale two weeks.
But those recipes that you used
to send me from Tuscany, Lena.
My God, they were a revelation.
Bollito misto, osso bucco …
The cover girl Carmela.
Would you like to say a few words ?
He ‘s back, thank God.
Will you get the guests arriving ?
Where the hell is Tony ?
Have a glaze of wine, it ‘ll calm you down.
He is bringing the charcoal
and the blimp. Always the last moment.
– I heard that.
– finally.
– She ‘s got no faith in me.
– I wonder why ?
Pins and needles, needles and pins.
Palumbo ‘s – the birthday male child ‘s favored.
– Where is he ?
– He ‘s out rear.
Oh, commodity.
Honey, pace yourself.
Hey, there he is !
Hey, felicitous birthday to you
Got salsiccia for you
Russ, wait public treasury you taste this.
There ‘s nothing else like it.
I want you to meet
a pair of our oldest friends,
Dr Russ and Lena Fegoli.
Nice to meet you, sir.
My son-in-law …
Well, whatever … Tony Soprano.
A doctor, huh ? That ‘s good.
Somebody normally goes down at these.
He ‘s fair joke.
unfortunately, my doctor’s degree
is in external affairs.
From Princeton.
– GI Bill.
– indeed you ‘re a sophisticate like …
Kissinger ‘s a doctor.
Yes.
Russ had an consultation with four popes.
– What section did you all sit in ?
– idiot !
TB, make sure you shoot the food tables
before they ‘re pillaged.
Well, I ‘d love to stay and chat
but I got a fire to start.
– decent to meet you, Doc.
– courteous to meet you.
Everybody !
Could you gather about, please ?
Everybody, everybody !
Come on over.
I would like to make
a crispen to the homo of the hour,
a identical especial man,
a man who I love more than words
could possibly say …
– My church father.
– hear, hear !
You are the best
founder and grandfather in the world.
Speech, language !
You are the greatest, my little Melly.
Thank you for everything.
Tony, thank you for having us at your home.
Mare, my lovely bride.
hush the prettiest girl in the world.
Thank you for putting up
with me all these years.
Thank all you freeloaders for coming !
– Why do n’t you open up your gifts, Dad ?
– not nowadays, Carmela.
– It ‘s very mercantile.
– well, good.
People spend money on them.
I ‘ll break the ice.
here.
– Open this one.
– It ‘s from him.
You ‘re besides much.
A Stratocaster ?
A Beretta.
– It ‘s a shotgun.
– shotgun ?
This is … I do n’t know what to say.
It ‘s a Giubileo 12-gauge. 28-inch barrel.
Nice to have money.
Get me another Rolling Rock, Jay.
What time did you start drinking nowadays ?
probably right after you got up.
Coz !
Tony, can you bring the television camera over here
and get a inject of this ?
Sure, I got nothing better to do.
I expect a deep-freeze full of venison this year.
You got it, kid.
Beautiful assemble. The over-under action,
the engraving, they ‘re artisans.
And you know, I ‘ve been
to the Beretta studio in Brescia.
No kid. I ‘d love to see that.
You know, that company
goes back to the 1500s.
Madonna !
Sure, the best pieces …
they never export, you see.
I want one and all here to know
what a angry valet Hugo was in his day.
Remember what he did
at the Bund meet in Paterson ?
– hold that cherry fail on those Krauts ?
– Yeah, tell that one.
You made my father ‘s year with that gunman.
He deserves it.
– You look meter. Take a pause.
– Nah, I ‘m all correct.
– Could use a beer, though.
– well, you got it.
Thanks.
How ‘s that expect ? Done ?
You ‘re the grill-meister.
Do n’t get me faulty, we have
the greatest legal arrangement in the world,
but it ‘s becoming
more and more discriminative.
If you ‘re a minority, or worse,
an immigrant from an arabian area,
civil rights do n’t apply at all.
In no position is the breach of civil rights
more discernible than the penal system.
– rehabilitation ? Please.
– yea.
That nature of the system
instils the convict mentality
to the degree where prison becomes the alone
venue where the convict can function.
My little bleed kernel.
She is wise beyond her years.
She better be,
all the money I ‘m spending
over at Liberal University in cheery Harlem.
Come here.
– How you doing ?
– good.
Remember when you were little
what I called you ?
You do n’t remember ?
– You were besides youthful to remember ?
– stop !
How could you not remember ?
You know Hugh built this house ?
Your supporter ‘s maxing out the situation
down at Puss ‘s.
Sure.
Factory seat, 2K. I tried.
I ‘d hate to see Ange get stuck with that.
then again, her ally is taking me
to the cleaners with this disassociate denounce.
I got tantalum belt-tighten.
Can we get some
able seamen over here ?
Tony B ?
What am I, a bally slave ?
– I did n’t have a neglect.
– goddam you.
Lester ‘ll drive. He ‘s in the toilet.
Watch your head.
Hey ! Virginia Mayo.
Thank you for coming.
I ‘m blue for everything. What can I say ?
Get my male child home plate condom.
You ‘re blue ? For what ?
– No, no. I wan sodium listen.
– Oh, please, Carmela.
The indelicate jokes, the blimp twirl …
These are civilized Italians.
Russ is a achiever, a diplomat.
This was a shock for them.
He ‘s such a diplomat he insults his host ?
You heard what he said to Tony.
He ‘s a grandiloquent man.
– He always was.
– Let ‘s talk about this another fourth dimension.
That ‘s why you did n’t want Tony here.
It had nothing to do with our position.
All along, it was indeed that your
cultured italian friends,
who were born and raised
on Arthur Avenue, I might add,
– would n’t meet Tony the gavone.
– He made us all look like gavones.
Whatever we are,
I am proud of it, unlike you obviously.
I have constantly been gallant of my inheritance.
Bullshit. You told Aunt Rose you were glad
DeAngelis did n’t end in a vowel.
I never said that !
And when Meadow came out …
“ Oh my God, she ‘s sol dark. ”
You ‘re drunkard. I ‘m going home.
There are Italians all around
with their wardrobe self-loathing.
I just never wanted to believe
my mother was one of them.
What the sleep together are you crying about ?
Your secret is out.
– Marco.
– polo.
Fish out of water ! You ‘re it, tone !
– I ‘m taking a T-O.
– Marco.
here, let me get this.
No, I ‘m fine. You have fun.
No, no, truly. Let me … I ‘ll get it. I ‘ll get it.
– Put me down !
– You look like you could use a dip !
– Do n’t you … I ‘m serious !
– One.
– AJ !
– Two.
– Tony, do n’t !
– Three !
– You bastards !
– You ‘re it, Carm.
– Idiots.
– Do n’t let her get out.
You ‘re still it !
– All right. pleasant dreams, hammers.
– night, Dad.
– good night, Grandma.
– good night.
– Grandma ‘s not a maid.
– I ‘ll put ’em in the hamper.
– What ‘s this ?
– I do n’t know.
– Yes, you do.
– Shut up.
Am I talking to you, Justin ?
I asked you a question, Jason.
Pins.
From the ’96 Olympics in Atlanta,
it looks like.
That ‘s when you were stationed
in Saudi Arabia, right, Dad ?
Yes, that ‘s right,
but I ‘m talking to your brother.
You took this tonight, did n’t you ?
I borrowed it from AJ.
You stole this from your cousin
who opens his house to you ?
I found it on the floor
room in back of AJ ‘s water closet.
He does n’t care. With all the stuff he has ?
He got to go to the Olympics
and everything.
I love where he lives.
I do n’t wan na come second here.
My son steals from his own family.
You ‘re gon na return it tomorrow
and apologize.
Where are your Game Boys ?
That ‘s mine. Jason ‘s is in the drawer.
I ‘m giving these to the Salvation Army.
– I did n’t do nothing !
– You ‘re a bad as he is
cos you did n’t stop him !
We should get going, AJ.
I do n’t wan sodium drop you off besides late.
Call me when you get to Patrick ‘s.
Yeah, I ‘ll try. He ‘s in a bad cell sphere.
He ‘ll try ?
Just showing her he ‘s not a kid.
I think he ‘s showing her more than that.
That ‘s inevitable.
It ‘s chilling is what that is.
He ‘ll be fine.
– He ‘s in love.
– Oh, please.
You know what it ‘s like at that age.
Ca n’t wait to see each other.
Ca n’t keep your hands off each other.
– What am I doing ?
– Tony, let ‘s call it a night.
Why ?
– You tired ?
– Yes.
Come on. Artie is right over there.
He ‘s comatose.
This is nice, no ?
Does n’t it feel nice ?
I did n’t say that.
No, Tony, do n’t.
So which type of torture instrument
are we going to use to pound this ?
Hello ?
Blundetto.
How can I help you ?
I ‘m in.
You asleep ?
hera you go, Joey.
It ‘s bigger than last week ‘s.
Hey, Crystal. The room is empty.
Come on, time is money.
Thanks. Phil will be very happy.
Send him and John my best, huh ?
– adept night, Heather.
– dependable nox, Muzz.
– You ‘re off ?
– yea.
– I ‘m going business district.
– Me besides.
Let ‘s go.
See you adjacent week, Joe.
Tony, right ? What, you come here besides ?
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